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Welcome to the You’re Not Down Podcast! Join Mike “Halftime” Rubio and Luis “Hollywood” Castillo for a weekly laugh every Wednesday. Listen to these two *best* friends talk about the everything, anything, and absolutely nothing going on in their lives. Are you down?
Episodes
Nov 10, 2021
Nov 10, 2021
1 hr 12 min
What do you get when you have strangers suck on your udders? That's right, kids! The answer is COVID! Which is why we have a Zoom episode for you guys this week! But don't worry, this one's just as fun. Listen to the guys talk about sending "you up?" texts at 5:13pm because of Daylight Savings Time, Luis wanting to have sex with a girl named Gork, and figuring out what the hell ice cream flavor is Rainbow SherBET?!
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YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Nov 3, 2021
Nov 3, 2021
1 hr 5 min
JUICE JUICE JUICE JUICE! Get ready to be in the splash zone because Mike goes FULL juice in this one (whatever that means). Listen to the guys talk about unlimited man cheeks in PG-13 movies, the famous Hooters uniform being changed to something a bit more cheeky, and who can win in going slap for slap (wow. Realizing we cover all the cheek bases this ep).
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YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Oct 27, 2021
Oct 27, 2021
1 hr 2 min
Trick or treat, catch this heat. Give us something good to drink. If you don't, you're not down. Kiss my ass you fake foo clown. Join the guys for a special Halloween episode where they find a simple solution to unsolved mysteries and read two sentence horror stories! Good luck trying to erase the image of Luis in a dress from your memory.
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Music Credit:
https://www.FesliyanStudios.com Background Music
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YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Oct 21, 2021
Oct 21, 2021
58 min
What's the worst thing about this podcast? Where do we begin? This week, the guys try to find the worst things in the best things, talk about Gunter the Helpful Honda Guy disposing of bodies, and answer the age old question: would you rather fight a chicken every time you drive or fight an orangutan with a sword once a year?
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YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Oct 13, 2021
Oct 13, 2021
1 hr 2 min
Aloha mother f***ers! We're back with an all new episode after a short break. This week, we talk about inconsiderate animals digging their claws in your food to get the nacho you've been saving, Mike finding his duet partner in a Hawaiian bathroom, and what it'd take to kill each other during a squid game.
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NSTAGRAMS YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/ Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/ Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Sep 29, 2021
Sep 29, 2021
59 min
It's Mr. and Mr. Worldwidwe! This week, the chicos talk about chaffed nipples after a good ol' run, Luis having the best worst night at a Pitbull concert, and cummin' out your butt. Yeah. You heard us.
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Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Sep 22, 2021
Sep 22, 2021
1 hr 3 min
Imagine it's your birthday and everyone claps as you blow the candles out and then your face gets shoved into the cake. What do you taste? Good ol' taint cake. Best. Birthday. Ever. Listen to the guys talk about lemon pastries being abominations, Mike's eyes being too dumb for 4K, and pumpkin spice season coming a little early this year.
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Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Sep 15, 2021
Sep 15, 2021
58 min
'Cause it's whose clues? Foo's clues! This week, the guys talk about shark teeth mother f***ers (lookin' at you, Pitbull), pimple popping videos, and Luis tries to tell Mike what he wants with a good ol' game of Foo's Clues.
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Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Sep 8, 2021
Sep 8, 2021
1 hr 8 min
Hope you got a sweet tooth because this week, we have a very special guest, CANDY ANDY!!! Listen to the guys talk about self proclaimed plant daddy's needing to grow up, rubbing an egg on your body to cleanse the soul, and making deals with the devil.
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Where to Find CANDY ANDY
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/afantasybeat/
https://soundcloud.com/artificialfantasy
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YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Sep 1, 2021
Sep 1, 2021
1 hr 6 min
Hey all you juggalos and juggalettes! Crack open an ice cold Faygo and get your snapping fingers ready because this week, the guys talk about slap poetry being for failed poets, Mike becoming a cyborg with the sole intention of keeping Luis alive in the freezer, and the English language being some bulls***. Oh, and Luis is in full juggalo makeup for this episode.
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Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/