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Welcome to the You’re Not Down Podcast! Join Mike “Halftime” Rubio and Luis “Hollywood” Castillo for a weekly laugh every Wednesday. Listen to these two *best* friends talk about the everything, anything, and absolutely nothing going on in their lives. Are you down?
Episodes
Wednesday Aug 25, 2021
Wednesday Aug 25, 2021
Hi, can I get a grande double chocolaty chip frappaccino with whipped cream but hold the f***in bulls*** of calling yourself a barista? K thaaaaaanks! This week, the guys talk about baristas being full of themselves, people pretending to like wine tasting just to be sophisticated, and beating Guinness World Records
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INSTAGRAMS
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Wednesday Aug 18, 2021
Wednesday Aug 18, 2021
Take a bite and get a mouthful of splooge this week because the guys talk about jelly donuts being bullsh*t stuffed abominations, left handed people needing to grow the f*** up and learn to write with their right hands, and tasting honey through ballsacks. Super classy episode, we know.
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INSTAGRAMS
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Wednesday Aug 11, 2021
Wednesday Aug 11, 2021
welmke to ana ll new eoisdosd od yoiur not sdowj! Sorry about the typos, but this week, the guys are practicing typing to increase their Words Per Minute, talking about using a handkerchief to wipe up every bodily fluid from head to toe, displaying all your innards in a museum for the rest of eternity, and having a good ol' fashion scratch off.
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INSTAGRAMS
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
You can spray all the mosquito repellent you want, but there ain't nothin that's gonna repel this sweet sweet new episode from your ear holes. Listen to the guys talk about Mike getting age discriminated to the point where he's cheating the AARP system, Luis ranking the best and worst types of ice cubes, spreading covid through your butthole, and ejaculating headless mosquitoes (really starting to wish we could repel this episode now).
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INSTAGRAMS
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Wednesday Jul 28, 2021
Wednesday Jul 28, 2021
Yup that's the title on we're not embarrassed by it... ok we are butt we're not going to change it. Enjoy this very rushed episode of YND, so rushed this is the entire description.
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INSTAGRAMS
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Wednesday Jul 21, 2021
Wednesday Jul 21, 2021
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think this was Season 2 Episode 17? Nah. F*** that. This is episode 69!!!!!! *multiple wet emojis* Which can only mean the guys talk about allllll the nasty. Things such as Santa Monica suffering from weenie inflation, getting a loose hamburger patty in a bag, and confessing your bullshit sins to a priest.
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PLUGS
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
CEVICHE PLUGS
Check out Ceviche the Shark here!
YouTube Channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-ay6gwQ4sym51Swm8XmNLQ/featured
Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/cevichetheshark/
Wednesday Jul 14, 2021
Wednesday Jul 14, 2021
After a long week of no new content (thanks Luis), the guys are finally back with a new episode nobody asked for! Listen to the guys talk about Luis becoming a hero in Mexico, ketchup pre cum, and the Olympic games being lowkey stupid.
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PLUGS
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
CEVICHE PLUGS
Check out Ceviche the Shark here!
YouTube Channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-ay6gwQ4sym51Swm8XmNLQ/featured
Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/cevichetheshark/
Wednesday Jun 30, 2021
Wednesday Jun 30, 2021
This week, we have two VERY special guests in the YND Studio! We got Jack Hackett from the Unsolicited Podcast and Luis Lemus from the Sleepover Podcast! Listen to the guys talk about fat shaming, spilling drinks on celebrities, and – hold up. Wait.... not being down with handicap people?? Welp. This might be our last episode ever since we're for sure getting canceled.
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PLUGS
Jack Hackett
- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jack_hackett/
- Website: https://www.jackhackett.com/
- Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/theunsolicited3/
Luis Lemus
- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/2luis2lemus/
- Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/sleepoverpod/
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
CEVICHE PLUGS
Check out Ceviche the Shark here!
YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-ay6gwQ4sym51Swm8XmNLQ/featured
Instagram https://www.instagram.com/cevichetheshark/
Wednesday Jun 23, 2021
Wednesday Jun 23, 2021
You ever start digging through your belly button and then realize it just never ends and now you're elbow deep? Well welcome to Mike's worst nightmare. This week, the guys talk about whales and dolphins and their disgusting belly buttons, Mike hating when people tell him their dreams, and hot girls having a secret underground cult where they pretend they eat pizza all the time.
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INSTAGRAMS
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Don't you just hate when you order chili cheese fries and then an elderly Nicaraguan lady digs her claws in them? Well so does Luis and he's here to talk about it! The guys also talk about "Hawaiian" Mike and his weird Hawaiian shirt collection, Luis finding hope for love in a tarot card reading, Mike turning news of death and depression into comedy, and of course, answering the question of the century: Does Batman give oral?
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Share this podcast with your elderly Nicaraguan friend, because we know you all have one.
INSTAGRAMS
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/