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Welcome to the You’re Not Down Podcast! Join Mike “Halftime” Rubio and Luis “Hollywood” Castillo for a weekly laugh every Wednesday. Listen to these two *best* friends talk about the everything, anything, and absolutely nothing going on in their lives. Are you down?
Episodes
Thursday Jan 20, 2022
Thursday Jan 20, 2022
For she's a jolly good Barbieeeeeeee! With nipples you can't deny! Might wanna throw on a diaper for this one to avoid dingling your dockers because this week, the guys talk about crediting everything they know about the female body to their high school baseball coach, disrespectful feet-dragging sons of bitches, and the very necessary need to sing the "Jolly Good Fellow" song more often where good fellow credit is due.
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INSTAGRAMS:
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Wednesday Jan 12, 2022
Wednesday Jan 12, 2022
Pee with the toilet seat down, you're in trouble. Pee with the toilet seat up, you're in trouble! We need a new system! This week, the guys talk about creating a new system for toilet seats, letting another grown man decide what you should eat, Hagrid being hung like a race horse, and "gay cholo boys being the hottest new trend in homos"??? (That's an actual headline, don't cancel us).
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YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
What happens when you record 2 episodes in one day and don’t know what to talk about? You get only the most topical news. Things like Drake and Meek Mill’s rap feud and Lugz boots. The guys also talk about paying good money to learn exactly how to get killed in Detroit Urban Survival classes, embracing the man tears that came from Spider-Man No Way Home, and the plot of Jurassic Park coming to life.
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Share this podcast with someone who wears Lugz boots with Sean John jeans.
INSTAGRAMS:
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Wednesday Dec 29, 2021
Wednesday Dec 29, 2021
What do Black trench coats and White privilege have in common?? They're both cool in the right environment. Listen to this weeks podcast (which we definitely didn't record last minute because everyone loses track of time in the week between Christmas and New Years). Speaking of New Years....Happy New Years fam!
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Share this podcast with someone you'd like to go lip to lip with when the ball drops!
INSTAGRAMS:
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Wednesday Dec 22, 2021
Wednesday Dec 22, 2021
Sorry Santa. We've been very noggy boys and we deserve to be punished ;) This week on a Christmas episode that we didn't really prepare for, we talk about starting our own clown business, needing to put an end to couples calling each other King and Queen, and Santa Mike answers your Christmas wishes!
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AND NOW YOU CAN RATE US ON SPOTIFY! 5 STARS AND UP ONLY!
INSTAGRAMS
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Wednesday Dec 15, 2021
Wednesday Dec 15, 2021
Rule of thumb: if you're gonna eat Cheez-Its, make sure you're already married and your wife physically can't leave you for your decision because this week, the guys talk about having Cheez-It ass breath, Mike breaking down everything he hates about grocery shopping, and pitching his Ass-Wipe-Sock idea to Shark Tank.
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Share this podcast with someone who should lay off the Cheez-Its a bit and invest in some good mouth wash.
INSTAGRAMS
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/
Wednesday Dec 08, 2021
Wednesday Dec 08, 2021
Audience, please check under your seat. Did you find anything? No? EXACTLY! And that’s the problem! This week, the guys talk about how real life should be more like the Oprah show with more surprises under our seats, fake anime fans putting disrespect on the OG nerds’ culture, and try to figure out what the f*** a figgy pudding is.
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Share this podcast with someone who pulls off a leather jacket better than Kim Jong-un.
INSTAGRAMS
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/h
Wednesday Dec 01, 2021
Wednesday Dec 01, 2021
GUYSSSSSSSSS!! Welcome back to another week of You're Not Down. This week, the guys talk about recycling getting too damn picky with their rules, Craigslist sellers being ready to break out into a brawl at all times, and Mike refusing to take his socks off for a massage during his vacation in Mexico.
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INSTAGRAMS
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/h
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
BREAKING NEWS!!! Pete Davidson spotted in Inglewood, California getting cozy with podcast sensations, Mike Rubio and Luis Castillo! Sources say they were heard talking about cross guards being pointless, whether or not Eminem is cool, and who Pete will be dating next!
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INSTAGRAMS
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/h
Wednesday Nov 17, 2021
Wednesday Nov 17, 2021
We’re happy to release a You’re Not Down episode (the You’re Not Down version). Pfffft ya see how dumb that sounds? WHILE WE’RE AT IT, 10 MINUTES IS WAY TOO LONG FOR A SONG, TAYLOR! This week, the guys talk about there being too much Taylor, Mike being a super fan of that red head musician Edward Sheen (????), and Arbys Vodka 🤢
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Share this podcast with someone who won’t shut up about the “new” Taylor Swift Album.
INSTAGRAMS
YND Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/yourenotdownpod/
Luis’ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/luis.d.castillo/
Mike's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halftime_ynd/h